"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

Sweetheart, don't lick the sperm off your fingers, let me cum in your mouth again

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

I told the courier I didn't have cash, I'd pay with my body

I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

Wow, I blushed from orgasm in there while I was jumping on my dick, look at that

Where are you? In Sims 4 we already got laid, and I'm sitting here not fucked